

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy's Ease Down the Road vs. Neil Young's Everybody Knows this is Nowhere:
Winner: Bonnie Prince Billy - Ease Down the Road. Also, it comes earlier in the alphabet.


Winner: Bonnie Prince Billy - Ease Down the Road. Also, it comes earlier in the alphabet.


1. Which album would you prefer to see performed live, from beginning to end?
2. Which album made a bigger imprint on you in your naval-gazing college years?
3. Which album is not produced by Daniel Lanois, whose trademark tricks have begun to wear on you?
4. Which lyric do you prefer?
5. On the other hand, which lyric do you prefer?
6. Which track is more annoying?
7. Which of these artists/albums riffs on the blues and make them seem more relevant than most contemporary blues musicians?
8. Which pick would yield the smallest chance of jabs regarding “token feminists”?
9. On the other hand, which artist has probably had more sex with Lou Reed?
10. Which album do you most want more Music Death Matchers to experience because it would mix things up and whittle the remaining Dylan down to your own favorites?
11. Which album can be indisputably described as music, not performance art?
***
Anderson: 5
Dylan: 5
Inconclusive: 1
*** 
Oh poo. What now?
Laurie Anderson’s Big Science still sounds bizarre today, and it still feels oddly contemporary. Still, is this performance art or music? Does it really matter, as long as it’s good? What about the tracks that seem more and more like novelties (“Sweaters,” “Walking & Falling,” and two versions of "Let X=X") when stacked up against the more amazing tracks on the album (“From the Air,” “Big Science,” “O Superman,” “It Tango”)?
And then Dylan’s Time Out of Mind is tough to shake, but partly because of where it falls in his career. It's often considered his return or reinvention, and I will say that it was nifty to buy this album new as a 20 year old. I had been listening to Dylan through my teens and it was thrilling to hear something new from an (at the time) 50-something that felt overall relevant and substantial. But do I like this album because of what it meant on his timeline and because it eased my own troubles at the time, or do I like it because it stands up to the other greats in his catalog?
So here’s the trouble: How can I measure Dylan’s consistent (but not best) effort against Anderson’s unsettling, uneven breakout album? I can’t. I guess I’ll go with my gut here, even though I resent what my gut is telling me. (I mean, there are still two other Dylan albums I like better left in the death match, and Eric and Andy have enough points already, but Karl doesn’t.)
Sigh.  Time Out of Mind wins.

 Substance is one of my favorite albums of the 80's.  Side note:  You know what I think is my favorite album of the 80's?  Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes.  I can't believe that didn't make it on anyone's list.  Just listened to it the other day, and it stands up and then some.  This could have taken both of these down.
Substance is one of my favorite albums of the 80's.  Side note:  You know what I think is my favorite album of the 80's?  Violent Femmes - Violent Femmes.  I can't believe that didn't make it on anyone's list.  Just listened to it the other day, and it stands up and then some.  This could have taken both of these down.
 l
l 
 My level of exposure to these artists was about the same, so I decided to keep it simple: Listen to both albums, listen to them again, and then choose the artist that could win in a fist fight.
My level of exposure to these artists was about the same, so I decided to keep it simple: Listen to both albums, listen to them again, and then choose the artist that could win in a fist fight. Now, I know a lot of you might disagree with my methodology.  But you can't disagree with the outcome, given the methodology.  Or was it the other way around?
Now, I know a lot of you might disagree with my methodology.  But you can't disagree with the outcome, given the methodology.  Or was it the other way around?
 Achtung Baby by U2
 Achtung Baby by U2  
 
 Gee, that's a small cover of Bringing It All Back Home.  Question: Why isn’t Blonde on Blonde in the tourney?  Doesn’t that seem like the most obvious Dylan choice for us to agree on?  In any case, I don’t quite feel equipped to talk about Dylan.    Maybe that’s because I never got into the whole mythology thing.  It seems like there’s a fixed time in your life where you become obsessed not just with the songs of your favorite musician but with their whole life.  By the time I started listening to Dylan, it was a little too late for that, and that’s probably good because it lets me concentrate on the tunes themselves a little more.  So I’ll just say this about Bringing It All Back Home: I understand it was an important album in terms of transition for Dylan, and it has some absolutely amazing songs, but ultimately, it’s just not one of my favorites.  The songs I enjoy most on Bringing It Back come at the beginning and the end.  In the middle though, about the time I reach “Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream” I’m a little tired of him doing his cocky blues/rock n’roll thang.  I think it’s a good tune, as are “Maggie’s Farm,” “On The Road Again,” and “Outlaw Blues,” but having them all sit on the first half of the record gives me a slightly claustrophobic feeling.  I picked Highway 61, and you could probably level some of these same criticisms at that album, but I feel like as Dylan continued his career, he was able to instill a little more roll in his rock n’roll.  Bringing It All Back Home switches gears for its acoustic side, but I’ve never been all too keen on “Mr. Tambourine Man,” and “Gates of Eden” takes a little bit of slogging to get through.  Nice then that Dylan wraps things up with “It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)” and “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue.”  I do wonder if I would like this album more if it had been sequenced differently.  Just a thought.
Gee, that's a small cover of Bringing It All Back Home.  Question: Why isn’t Blonde on Blonde in the tourney?  Doesn’t that seem like the most obvious Dylan choice for us to agree on?  In any case, I don’t quite feel equipped to talk about Dylan.    Maybe that’s because I never got into the whole mythology thing.  It seems like there’s a fixed time in your life where you become obsessed not just with the songs of your favorite musician but with their whole life.  By the time I started listening to Dylan, it was a little too late for that, and that’s probably good because it lets me concentrate on the tunes themselves a little more.  So I’ll just say this about Bringing It All Back Home: I understand it was an important album in terms of transition for Dylan, and it has some absolutely amazing songs, but ultimately, it’s just not one of my favorites.  The songs I enjoy most on Bringing It Back come at the beginning and the end.  In the middle though, about the time I reach “Bob Dylan’s 115th Dream” I’m a little tired of him doing his cocky blues/rock n’roll thang.  I think it’s a good tune, as are “Maggie’s Farm,” “On The Road Again,” and “Outlaw Blues,” but having them all sit on the first half of the record gives me a slightly claustrophobic feeling.  I picked Highway 61, and you could probably level some of these same criticisms at that album, but I feel like as Dylan continued his career, he was able to instill a little more roll in his rock n’roll.  Bringing It All Back Home switches gears for its acoustic side, but I’ve never been all too keen on “Mr. Tambourine Man,” and “Gates of Eden” takes a little bit of slogging to get through.  Nice then that Dylan wraps things up with “It’s Alright Ma (I’m Only Bleeding)” and “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue.”  I do wonder if I would like this album more if it had been sequenced differently.  Just a thought.
Wow, that's a big picture of You Are Free. I’ve already commented that I think You Are Free is an underrated Cat Power album. Maybe I’m wrong about that, but I don’t remember our particular group of friends getting geeked out about it the same way we did for Moon Pix. I do like Moon Pix, especially “Metal Heart”, but I don’t think it’s all that consistent. You Are Free might not have anything quite as good as “Metal Heart” or “Lived in Bars” (from The Greatest), but it has a lot that comes awfully close. The opener “I Don’t Blame You” is classic Cat Power, and “Good Woman” lives up to its name. “Free” and “Speak For Me” start a little questionable, but they both convince me by their ends. I love the chorus of “Fool”—it might even be good enough to convince a naysayer like Jeff. There are a few so-so tracks like the mediocre “He War” and “Shaking Paper,” but there are plenty more great tunes--“Maybe Not,” “Half of You,” and “Evolution”.
So Cat Power should probably be the winner. I’m pretty sure Chan Marshall would pick Dylan herself, and I hate to advance another token feminist for Sarah after she knocked out The Clash and Bruce knocked out my Springsteen choice, but I’m trying hard to be a less surly, less petty individual these days. Okay, Cat Power wins, and Sarah does too. As Clay Davis would put it, "shhhheeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt."


 of instruments
 of instruments  I'm drawn to: down-tempo, sparse, and with organ sounds 'and yes, I am aware that this is pretty much the opposite of what I said I dug earlier, but as Homer put it, "
 I'm drawn to: down-tempo, sparse, and with organ sounds 'and yes, I am aware that this is pretty much the opposite of what I said I dug earlier, but as Homer put it, " So here's the thing about jazz.  Sometimes I really like jazz records once I'm a little way in, but they're, for me, in the same category as Harpers articles and documentaries: I have to be cajoled into beginning to listen or read or watch.  Which is probably a symptom of intellectual laziness.  And I do not like what I deem "crazy jazz."  Apparently, some people call this brand of jazz "free jazz," but that seems overly generous to me.  Take Pharoah Sanders: I cannot unravel the music from the noise in most of his "songs."  Which is probably a symptom of tone-deafness.  But there you have it.
 So here's the thing about jazz.  Sometimes I really like jazz records once I'm a little way in, but they're, for me, in the same category as Harpers articles and documentaries: I have to be cajoled into beginning to listen or read or watch.  Which is probably a symptom of intellectual laziness.  And I do not like what I deem "crazy jazz."  Apparently, some people call this brand of jazz "free jazz," but that seems overly generous to me.  Take Pharoah Sanders: I cannot unravel the music from the noise in most of his "songs."  Which is probably a symptom of tone-deafness.  But there you have it.   At least that's how it is with Abbey Road for me: "Here Comes the Sun" is sunny and tender, warm with earned nostalgia, but then there's the somewhat shoddy replica of that song's lyrics at the beginning of "The Sun King."  "Carry That Weight," with its orchestral bits--from the sudden horns to an electric guitar that echoes their fanfare--also wins me over, as does "Come Together."  And there's a bunch of songs here too that I think are playful without being vapid, one of which is "Mean Mr. Mustard."  Then again, there's a couple of clunkers, by my lights, one of which is "An Octopus's Garden."  I think it's stupidly psychedelic.  It, like Revolver's "Yellow Submarine," is catchy and noisome.  Perhaps I just don't like songs about being underwater.  Nor do I tend to like songs written by someone horny improvising with a mod garage band, which, if I had to guess, I would say might describe the composition process for  "I Want You (She's So Heavy)."
At least that's how it is with Abbey Road for me: "Here Comes the Sun" is sunny and tender, warm with earned nostalgia, but then there's the somewhat shoddy replica of that song's lyrics at the beginning of "The Sun King."  "Carry That Weight," with its orchestral bits--from the sudden horns to an electric guitar that echoes their fanfare--also wins me over, as does "Come Together."  And there's a bunch of songs here too that I think are playful without being vapid, one of which is "Mean Mr. Mustard."  Then again, there's a couple of clunkers, by my lights, one of which is "An Octopus's Garden."  I think it's stupidly psychedelic.  It, like Revolver's "Yellow Submarine," is catchy and noisome.  Perhaps I just don't like songs about being underwater.  Nor do I tend to like songs written by someone horny improvising with a mod garage band, which, if I had to guess, I would say might describe the composition process for  "I Want You (She's So Heavy)."

I admire the haphazard charm of Let It Be, and recognize a number of iconic tracks (like the title track, “Across the Universe,” “Get Back,” and the grating, yet popular, “The Long and Winding Road”). And I giggled more than a few times listening to this album, but I wasn’t always giggling with The Beatles (as I was on “Maggie Mae”). Sometimes I was giggling at them. Examples:
Lest I sound sacrilegious, I realize the charm of this album may just be dated or lost on me.
You know what doesn’t sound dated or uneven though? OK Computer. And it’s not just because it came out twelve years ago instead of forty. Nor is it just because
Nope. It’s because there still seems to be more to catch sonically, lyrically, and conceptually on this album, even after hundreds of listens. Maybe it helps that Yorke’s not winning any awards for chief enunciator.
It feels eerie listening to the album here in 2010, as if we’ve somehow reached the culmination of Yorke’s nightmare. I’m a recent convert to the likes of Orwell and Vonnegut, and conspiracy theories are brain candy for me. However, I am far too burdened with a sense of responsibility to do something truly wacky and creative with my paranoia. When the rare brave person does take such risks, and with such results, I’m dumbstruck.
Finally, in case I have overcomplimented this album for its pessimism, it’s fascinating that the fears that fuel OK Computer are also what make its genius possible (globalization and information technology, for example).

