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Saturday, March 6, 2010

This is how we feel, Karl

I realize that two weeks to get one pick in is pushing it for you Karl, especially when spending so much time working on baby blogs, but perhaps you could do some listening at the same time. It's an easy choice. Really, it is. And when you get it in, we can start the last division. Come on Karl--you can do this. You really can.

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  2. I agree with Andrew, it really is an easy choice. Here are some sample phrases to get you started:

    Overdubbing your voice yelping the same thing twice doesn't make it twice as good ... over-earnest hippie crap ... this is the kind of acoustic jam junk Ras Trent listens to when he's all alone...

    Feels so now, yet rooted in the past ... Single-handedly saved the decade often referred to as the 'aughts from its misery ... When Noe wakes up crying, we just put this album on and she dances around with the cutest smile on her face ... Nods at the 80s and says, "yeah, that was cool with your New Order and whatnot, but I can do it better."

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  3. Here are some other phrases you could use:

    You know what would make Cut Copy good? If they could actually write a song.

    You know what makes Neutral Milk Hotel great? Everything.

    Honestly, at this point though, I'll just settle for a pick.

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  4. don't know wtf bruce is talking about...cut copy makes my penis small...neutral milk hotel is one for the ages...mysterious, frantic, obsessive, sad, angry...semen stains the mountaintops, indeed...

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  5. This is straight out of the urban dictionary:

    Hipster Garbage:

    Something that someone subjects themselves to (such as music or literature) with the sole purpose being to look smarter or fit in.

    Hipster: "I'm gonna go listen to some Neutral Milk Hotel. You wanna come?"

    Not Hipster: "Nah, man. That's some serious Hipster Garbage."

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  6. zwartitude, perhaps we should just keep rolling with the match...Things are starting to get ugly on here...And I'm afraid that in their restlessness people are just gonna start talking about Joanna Newsom again...

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  7. That's fine, Jeff. But in the spirit of Owen Wilson in Armageddon, let me ask you, have you ever even heard Neutral Milk?

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